I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything
update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls
don’t you have clothes in your closet
do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you
i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring